Supreme Court of Canada Legalizes S*x With Animals

Canada’s highest court has just ruled that some s*x acts between humans and animals are legal.
In a quixotic ruling, the country’s high court ruled that a man who was on trial for r*ping and s*xually exploiting his own daughters wasn’t guilty of “bestiality.”

The man reportedly, “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.”
The convicted man took his case to the Canadian Supreme Court, demanding that the bestiality charge be nullified. In the end, the court agreed.

As a result of the rap* case, the court ruled 7 to 1 that humans having s*xual contact with animals is OK if there is no “penetration” involved in the act.